narutovsgara

It's your birthday! How do you feel? Me: ~AmericaPartyHardPlz (https://www.deviantart.com/americapartyhardplz) IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER! This person arrived way too early: America. America: I'm here, bro! Let's get this party started! Me: :icondafuckplz: America, the party's not for another week! America: :iconamericaxdplz: I know, dude! That's why I'm staying at your place until then! Me: :iconoffendedplz: You got kicked out of your apartment again, didn't you? America: :iconamericaXDplz: They.......Raid your fridge. Me: America, what the flying fuck do you think you're doing?! America: *diging through my fridge* Bro, you have NO food! Me: AMERICA, GO HOME! After that, this pers